Service For Your Dog (Joke)

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It’s Friday! And you know I like to post a joke or some kind of moral story with a hint of humor. Didn’t have a story today. Instead, how about a joke? Thought it was a trip.

Praise God! I heard a report from my wife telling me that cooler weather is on its way-Have not yet looked ahead at the weather forecast. It’s been a hot humid spring and summer. Coming to a close now (I hope).

Anyway, with cooler temps in your area, go fetch a neighbor, invite him or her (both) over for a nice dinner, remember those who you know have less, and offer them a supper and your friendship. Remember when you needed someone who was there. Be there for someone, even a stranger. And at night, call up a friend and enjoy a cup of nice hot coffee and talk of days to come, good days ahead for God’s children (us!). Have a great weekend! Much love to you all in these last days of earth as we know it. “…ofthestory.”

Service For Your Dog

A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time.
The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying “Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?”
Father Patrick told the farmer “No, we can’t have services for an animal in the church, but I’ll tell you what, there’s a new Baptist church down the road apiece, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe they’ll do something for the animal.”
Muldoon said “I’ll go right now. By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?”
Father Patrick replied “Why didn’t you tell me the dog was Catholic.”

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